best characters ever! why is gendry so hot????


Day 10: Favorite Bastard


Just loooooooove him.


shirtless pics of my two favorite ASoIaF bastards.


Gendry Kitteh


asoiaf challenge: day 23 - funniest moment

The buxom red-haired innkeep howled with pleasure at the sight of them, then promptly set to tweaking them. She spied Gendry then, and pinched him on the cheek. “Look at this fine young ox. Wait till Alyce sees those arms. Oh, and he blushes like a maid too. Well, Alyce will fix that for you, boy, see if she don’t.” 

Arya had never seen Gendry turn so red. “Tansy you leave the Bull alone, he’s a good lad,” said Tom Sevenstrings. “I bet this is a brothel,” she whispered to Gendry. “You don’t even know what a brothel is.” “I do so,” she insisted. It’s like an inn, with girls.” He was turning red again. “What are you doing here, then?” he demanded. “A brothel’s no fit place for a highborn lady, everybody knows that.” 

One of the girls sat down on the bench beside him. “Who’s a highborn lady? The little skinny one?” She looked at Arya and laughed. “I’m a king’s daughter myself.” Arya knew she was being mocked. “You are not.” “Weill I might be.” When the girl shrugged, her gown slipped off one shoulder. “They say King Robert fucked my mother when he hid here, back before the battle.” The girl did have hair like the old king’s, Arya thought; a great thick mop of it, as black as coal.Gendry has the same kind of hair too. Lots of people have black hair.

“I’m named Bella,” the girl told Gendry. “For the battle. I bet I could ring your bell, too. You want to?” “No,” he said gruffly. “I bet you do.” She ran a hand along his arm. “I don’t cost nothing to friends of Thoros and the lightening lord.” “No, I said.” Gendry rose abruptly and stalked away from the table out into the night.

Bella turned to Arya. “Don’t he like girls?” Arya shrugged. “He’s just stupid. He likes to polish his mets and beat on swords with hammers.”